This outta be fun! Finish the sentence, What's With...
...grape produce bag zippers? I mean, really? Has anyone ever had one that functions properly? It's like the people at the grape factory got with the people in the zipper factory and said...let's try to make folks feel better about their grapes and pretend to zip them in a bag with holes. Whatever.
...Flinstones vitamins? Why is it when any adult sees these, they instantly crave one? I bought some for the kids and wanted to sit down with a good movie and snack on them. They don't taste that good! Maybe they have vitamin crack in them.
...the spell checker on blogger not knowing what the Flinstones are. I mean, come on!
...people on Craigslist thinking their crap is so great? Really? Your overpriced item has been listed for over a month and you aren't willing to negotiate? Here's your sign!!!
...the consignment store taking some tacky mini mouse shoes yet leaving a red velvet jumper with a center pleat and saying it is out of style? Does that ever GO out of style? Oh, you are right...the faded pink and white, dingy tee with a hot pink seahorse on the front is more in style and worth more to you. Doh!
...your kids being way more delightful one on one? Makes me really ponder a 3rd...no more man to man defense.
...the South selling fire pits like they are a summer item? Seriously, it is never cool enough to use them unless it is winter. What?
...buying produce at the grocery store one day and finding it rotten and moldy the following day? GRRRR.
...people who put their blinker on AS they are turning or merging. Huh?
...the little twisty tie things that attach every surface of a child's toy to the cardboard holding it. It is like they have high deductibles on their toy insurance if they fall or slip a little. I would be willing to add all future toys to my home owners policy to not have to deal with 50 million twist ties while my kids is dancing around like a crazy person wanting their new toy (rightly so!)
...upholsterd car seats for kids? Let's get on the band wagon folks! Let's make those babies vinyl or leather...the messiest seat in the house is still cloth. Booo.
...our societies obsession with beverage containers? You can't go into a store...even ones that sell soft goods and not see a cool water bottle of coffee mug. Don't get me wrong...I love it. But when you think about it, it is kinda weird, no?
...Sunday School teachers feeling like your child MUST bring home something every week? One church actually sent kids home with gold fish. Helloooooo?
...garbage cans stinking one day after you bleach the snot out of them? So defeating.
...all foods that are bad for you tasting terrific and only some foods that are good for you taste terrific? So not fair. LOL.
...my kids wanting to wear boots in the summer.
...NAASCAR? Nuf said.
...this dorky post? I don't know...I was just trying to humor myself. Maybe you have something to add????
5 comments:
I will add that you are hilarious. Thank you for this post and I HATE the grape bags....ugh.
And you're a GENIUS about leather car seats...seriously. You should make them!
OH I got one!!! What's with the "word verification" where you are supposed to type the word written to make sure we're a real person or whatever - you can't even READ the words to verify them!!! OR, it's barely even a real word - here's the word I have to type (or I think, it could be a D, or an E) - ELYPECHN...what is that?
I'll play. What's with...
...the guy at the fast food drive through asking me if my order is "for here or to go?"
...people feeling the need to be the "Devil's Advocate"? The devil doesn't need an advocate!!!
...little boys thinking burping and farting is just so very hilarious?
...my hair looking great on days where I am not leaving the house and a complete mop on days when I have somewhere to be?
I could go on and on here. LOL Great Topic!
um... I agree on all of it; especially the grape bags and.... worst of all, the toy ties! Seriously... what IS with that? I mean, do they have to be basically impossible to remove? And why?? Good post... perfect Sunday morning giggles :)
That made me laugh....love the paint job your house looks so cute!
This is probably still my most FAVORITE post of yours!
And here's STILL to awesome word verification... "fichodoc"
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